Film and TV Quotes

Some of my favourite Film & TV Quotes

“You’re gonna regret that for the rest of your life, both seconds of it” – Stallone in Demolition Man

“Beep, wrong answer” – Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man

“The way to prevent war is to be ready for it” – Cleopatra

“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse” Marlon Brando in The Godfather

“There’s no place like home” – Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz

“When a man lies he murders some part of the world.” – Excalibur

“There are scarier things out tonight than vampires….me!” – Wesley Sniped in Blade

“Guns are for show, knives are for pros” – Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

“Go ahead, make my day” – Dirty Harry

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat” – Jaws

“Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, you never know what it tastes like until you’ve tasked it, of course by then it’s too late….too late.” – Excalibur

“You can’t handle the truth” – A Few Good Men

“Are you talking to me?” – Taxi Driver

“Absolutely” – Tomb Raider

“Stop shooting my car.” – Starsky and Hutch

“Aim for the bushes” – The Other Guys

“When in doubt follow your nose” – Lord of the Rings

“I promise you, you’ll be dead by dawn!” – Blade

“You shall not pass!” – Lord of the Rings

“They have a Cave Troll” – Lord of the Rings

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us” – Lord of the Rings

“I’m kind of a big deal” – Anchorman

“Some MF’s always trying to ice skate uphill.” – Blade

“Never give up and good luck will find you.” – The Never Ending Story

“Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decaying form into Mum-Ra, the ever living!” – Thundercat’s cartoon

“Who do you think God favor’s in the web, the spider or the fly?” – Blade 2

“What ever you are reaching for better be a sandwich coz you’re gonna have to eat it!” – The Laughing Policeman

“Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestiege, my friend” – Birdman

“Once you’re a parent, you’re the ghost of your childen’s future.” – Interstellar

“I’ll pay you… In Neveruary!” – Broken City

“A wise man can learn more from his enemie than a fool fro his friends.” – Rush

“Never trust a man who can dance.” E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?” – Kingsman

“Don’t run we are your friends.” Mars Attacks

“That’s some bad hat, Harry.” – Jaws

“They have a cave troll.” – Lord of the Rings

“What is this new devilry.” – Lord of the Rings – another great Boromir quote

“That’s a 10 gallon hat on a 20 gallon head.” Raylan Givens – Justified.

“Who took the jam outta your dougnut?” – Tommy – Snatch.

“The answer is me and dead owls don’t give a hoot.” Raylan Givens – Justified

“Types of customers – Crocodiles, why surface every 3 months for a feeding frenzy then they are gone again.”

“Types of customers – The Fly, they are relentless in their pursuit of getting stuff from you, usually for free!”